When Technology Breaks: A Survival Guide for Bassists
Technology is a wonderful thing. Compared to a century ago, our day-to-day lives are completely different; we no longer need to hand wash our clothes, build a fire to eat, or take a horse and buggy to visit friends in an adjacent state. Instead, we can simply purchase magical devices such as washing machines, microwaves, and Toyota Corollas.
While all of these things are incredible advancements for society, the greatest of all may happen to be the electric bass. This instrument has provided us with a new sound, a stronger role in a variety of musical genres, and greater mobility. Combined with our amplifiers and pedals, there’s no limit to what or where we can play. This is a unique and liberating advancement that has provided us with hobbies, occupations, and creative outlets. Everything about the bass is great… until something breaks.
Conceptually, we all know that things can falter every now and then. Strings break, input jacks become loose, we drop our basses and the tuning pegs snap off, or maybe the neck warps just enough to create a buzz on a few frets. Although we know that these things happen, we can’t help but ask “why me?” when it actually does. After the initial sting, we need to figure out what our options are in terms of fixing the problem. Here are a few tips on how to deal with a gear malfunction and some useful things to keep in mind.
First off, certain things are easy to fix or replace, such as a string or a battery. The easiest way to deal with these scenarios is to simply be prepared. Have extra strings, an extra cable, an extra battery, and make sure you have a few tools (string cutters, a mini screw driver). If your tuner happens to break, make sure you can tune by ear. No matter where you live or where you gig, get familiar with the local (or not-so-local) music stores. Thankfully, Google and Yelp makes this exceptionally easy, especially if you find yourself out of town. I highly suggest frequenting your local stores as often as possible, both to familiarize yourself with their products and services and to develop relationships with the employees or owners.
Let’s say something breaks and the situation is a bit more complicated. You’ve basically got three options: fix it yourself, call a repairman, or phone a friend. If you’re particularly handy, you may be able to take care of the repair by yourself… many people know how to solder a broken cable or tweak a warped neck. If you’re not as maintenance-minded, or you’re faced with an issue that should be handled by a professional, you should have a few numbers handy.
Important #1: A good friend. It’s easy to freak out if something suddenly breaks. Your reaction may include crying, screaming, venting, ranting, and questioning. Friends help you make it through.
Important #2: Your “guitar guy.” Most players have a special “guy” that they trust with their instrument. This may be a friend of a friend, or someone highly recommended by a music store. If you take your bass to him regularly, he’ll be familiar with your instrument and will be able to assess and fix the problem. If you don’t have a “guy,” talk to some of your music buddies or visit a music store and ask about where they send their repairs (or if they do them in house). You can also try posting on Facebook about it… you may be surprised by some of the helpful responses you receive from your friends. Try to have a few options in your rolodex; some of the best “guys” can get exceptionally busy or take a two week vacation.
Important #3: Local bass player buddies. If you’re stuck in a bind and need an instrument, amp, or crucial piece of gear, you may need to call in a favor. Hopefully, you have friendly relationships with some other bass players in town and can ask to borrow a piece of gear in the case of an emergency.
Important #4: Local music store. Let’s say your amp spontaneously combusts and you need something to rumble the floors. If you’ve built relationships with sales people, managers, or owners of a music store, they may lend or rent you some gear (even if they don’t do that on a regular basis). As long as they know that you’re a good customer and a player who respects the gear they use, you may be able to work out a deal until you can fix your rig.
And finally, remember that many things can go wrong with your gear… your bass is just one link in the gear chain. Amps, speaker cables, tuners, PA gear, DI’s, iPads, etc. can mysteriously lose power, break, or be left behind on your way to a gig. Trust me, it happens. I’ve forgotten to load mic stands before a gig, so I’ve called a bass player buddy in the area to see if I could borrow some. I was the one who dropped my bass on the floor and broke two tuning pegs (that were discontinued long ago), so I called my favorite bass store. My neck started to warp and a few frets needed some love, so I called my guitar guy. My washing machine broke and after hand washing, rinsing, and wringing, I had to call a repairman. These things happen, no one is immune, but everyone can have a few numbers handy.
What’s on your survival checklist? Tell us about it in the comments.
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Ryan Madora is a professional bass player, author, and educator living in Nashville, TN. In addition to touring and session work, she teaches private lessons and masterclasses to students of all levels. Visit her website to learn more!